2008

Dec

is currently “bah, humbug”, but will probably be something else by tomorrow.

has completed updates to her clients auction website. Yay!

More Non-Realities

is making rosemary potatoes, roasted zucchini and a sore throat.

needs better lighting in her office and just about everywhere else.

awaits the arrival of Petman and his patented aura of chaos.

is freezing leftovers in preparation for the coming ice age.

has discovered the truth.

is schlepping boogie girl everywhere and coding pages. Bet it’s a while till she asks,...

is trying to get Agent M to blow her nose.

is going to listen to the same Freedy Johnston song over and over because she can’t get it out...

Nov

Horse - Photo: http://bkite.com/02HUq

is relieved that Agent M approves of E.L.O. and Marshall Crenshaw.

is keeping the heat set on “popsicle” because she can. Woohoo! Bring on the gas bill, I...

Is having a silly girl night with Agent M. We can’t be party animals 3 nights in row and we...

is going back to her peeps at Exit 163 for the leftover party.

has put her chaos on the train to the plane and is marveling at the quiet.

Red is the New Purple

had hoped the kid would sleep later today, after partying all night. She partied, and she wants an...

is a stuffed turkey.

Gingerbread Cake in Progress - Photo: http://bkite.com/02DWC

Making pies, stuffing and cookies at mom’s - Photo: http://bkite.com/02DE4

wishes you all a Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving

has cleaned THAT applesauce off the wall and would now like to be compensated in poptarts.

is roasting Brussels sprouts with seasalt and olive oil.

believes in acceptance, tolerance and equality for all in a peaceful world. We can learn from one...

is craving steak. As in, red meat. M-E-A-T.

needs to go to the beach.

Reading Material

is so befuddled, she’s going to dedicate the rest of the afternoon to makin’ art.

is glad this is a short week. Trying to coax Agent M out of bed in the a.m. is like trying to push a...

is hunting for chow and organizing assignments.

Hey @wegmans, I just noticed my receipt with the new brand identity. Are they gonna change the...

Is making eggplant parm and there’s extra if you want.

is in the final countdown of beat the bus.

just got back into her office and realized, it’s Monday.

has just gotten home after a long day of assorted shenanigans.

is dumping ShopShop in favor of Zenbe. Our tawdry affair is over.

is waiting for her painting to dry, old-style, because she can’t find her blow dryer.

Sanding Sandstorm - Photo: http://bkite.com/02wun

has been too busy to do the NYT crossword for 2 weeks in a row. She’s having major withdrawal.

is teaching assorted rollovers this morning. Basic, pointer, multiple-event, Flash and nav bar.

wishes she had some fresh basil.

Kitchen Inspiration

is making garlic and rosemary mashed potatoes again.

is cautiously tip-toeing around all the techno-things and hoping they maintain a state of placidity.

good morning tweeps!

What You Need to Know

is chalking it all up as a “tech-voodoo-doodoo” day. Walking away from the machines to...

Sullen Teenager in a Red Hoodie

doesn’t like it when unknown entity creates big web mess that I must straighten out. Totally...

is swathed in a mountain of thermals and still thinks heat is for sissies on this really cold day.

Stilllife with pudding, fishies and airpwane - Photo: http://bkite.com/02txx

from the tweets, looks like @zeldman hasn’t gotten enough sleep again or he’s been...

Hey Petman, are you sure that stuff you smeared on the walls was spackle? Now our house smells like...

update: Petman has now admitted that he *may* have put a dead fish in the bedroom. Sure, laugh. You...

learned a new word today - “ewie”. Means what you’d think. Thanks little...

thinks thermals are a better value. Heat is for sissies!

has gleefully received one package, but thinks the other got sucked into a port-a-vortex or...

wonders whether long-awaited packages will arrive today. Stuff from New England area has a way of...

National Compost for Lunch Week

will be back in the morning. Must go come up with more bizarre concepts.

is singing, “Beans are good, beans are cheap, you can eat them every night of the week!”

will probably never know the true cause of the lunchbox “yogurt explosion”.

is trying to figure out how to squeeze drawing and painting into todays schedule. Maybe during...

wonders what effect the economy is having on the dining habits of Americans.

is approaching this Monday-thing very cautiously. Possibly, with a Tyvek suit and rubber gloves.

Dreamt Conversation

has cleaned lots of things and is now in dire need of strawberry Pop Tarts. Alas, there are none.

is taking a walk to the green grocer to buy some ginger and parsley. Backyard herbs season is over.

Late to the party, but ticked. Bad marketing Motrin. Bad. Your copywriters came up with that?...

Jar remains conspicuously empty - Photo: http://bkite.com/02qbQ

is thinking about CA fires and hoping her peeps there are safe.

needs to get out more. She might have some success with this if she changes her name to Bob.

is trying (unsuccessfully) to convince Agent M to play “cleaning service”.

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The Arts in America

is glad it’s FRIDAY. Must toss propeller beanie into the closet and go draw stuff.

is glad it’s FRIDAY.

FYI - Photo: http://bkite.com/02nFc

is explaining nesting tables and cell space vs. cell padding.

is scanning, editing and typing up tabular data import lesson plans while Agent M sleeps.

is stuck scanning, but secretly wishes she was meeting tweeps. #njtweetup

The stove looks cleaner from this angle. - Photo: http://bkite.com/02mS1

Charter for Compassion

thinks the diverter valve is beyond rehabilitation and needs R*E*P*L*A*C*E*M*E*N*T.

is listening to Dick Dale and editing images, after being unable to locate econo-glue or patience in...

wishes she could write an action that would batch automate and process laundry.

is listening to The Psychedelic Furs and wondering how loud she can make it before others complain...

is hoping someone’s having a sale on patience, ‘cause her super-size supply has just run...

Morning Rituals

feels like the ATM of snacks.

has decided that alarm clocks should be outlawed.

Distracted By Fall Foliage

is unintentionally juggling tubes of pthalo blue and mars black.

has a two-legged headache.

thinks it is too dark to go clip some chives. Might clip the grass by mitake. Myuck.

is simultaneously planning this semesters review test and tweaking the syllabus for advanced web...

A Day Out with the Family

is dark way early.

is at the Zimmerli with Agent M and Petman.

is trying to catch up with everything during a few hours of quiet.

Home Improvement Haiku

is spackling her wavy walls and thinking about Alex. Good things and healing to you, sweet boy.

Credit Workshop

thinks the dry-erase board needs an extreme facial.

and Agent M are teaching web design and image editing.

a getting Agent M ready for “take your daughter to work” day.

is having a festival of carbohydrates.

Cheap Vegetables

is not going to be able to tackle any errands (or anything) until after lunch. School’s out...

is drawing things at exit 105.

reluctance to share opinions probably stems from getting beat up and shoved in a locker for sharing...

is beating the code into submission and wishing she was painting.

credit workshop in Tinton Falls, NJ 7pm tonight. DM @Jenn_K for details. Free, plus dessert.

meant Elliot Murphy’s “Drive All Night” and no other.

is completely amazed, in a good way.

still hears the strains of “Drive all night” in her head, even though she’s done...

is scanning, photoshopping, stuffing muchies into herself and watching the returns.

credit workshop in Tinton Falls tomorrow night. DM @Jenn_K for details. Free, plus dessert.

is at a meeting in Manalapan with the net-women.

is drawing and thinking about Alex.

Early Education

and Agent M are waiting for Petman to get it together, so they can go vote.

Going to vote #njvotes - Photo: http://bkite.com/02ckF

has voted! Now having celebratory pizza and watching trains with Agent M and Petman.

is really getting out of the home-office now and urges everyone to get out and VOTE. Your actions...

thinks it’s cute that Petman called her last night to ask where the tealights were so he could...

is home and thinking about tomorrow.

is in Brooklyn. Sheepshead Bay.

Dear Wegmans, ready-made pie crusts that contain LARD are uncool. Please bring back Mrs. Smith,...

is drawing even MORE things, because she just can’t help it…

Answer to the Question

Dear Wegmans, ready-made pie crusts that contain LARD are uncool. Please bring back Mrs. Smith,...

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

is drawing things from last nights adventure.

is high school reunion and it’s getting really bizarre.

Halloween @ Ducret

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Oct

Happy Halloween! - Photo: http://bkite.com/027bZ

is afraid http://engrade.com has bitten the dust. No insight. Fracked.

is it just me, or has there seriously not been enough hours in this week?

is done teaching batch editing, image optimization, and judging costumes at school. Onto carving...

Happy Halloween!

It’s Almost Over

Fall Color Inspiration

is cheating on dinner tonight in order to get everything done. Need six more hours in today.

feels sorry for @chrisbrogan’s vaccuum cleaner. :-(

has alot of stuff on her list today and somehow must finish Agent M’s costume. Carve pumpkins,...

thinks there is no amount of thermal undergarments in this world that will make this winter...

thanks to this mornings festivities, my brain is absolutely SCRAMBLED.